New York: Union Square
Inspiration: After a busy day about two weeks ago, I decided to walk home instead of taking the subway. Before I knew it, I found myself walking through one of my favorite haunts, Union Square. After hanging out on the steps for a few minutes, I saw this guy making his way to the large open area adjacent to 14th street. He looked odd. But I thought nothing of it at first. Lots of people look "odd" in this town. Sporting the face paint of a Kabuki artist, he strode up within a few feet from the steps where several people were sitting. He wore all white, right down to the cap on his head, with the word "why" stenciled up and down the back and front of his shirt. One of his hands clutched a bag filled with various items and the other wielded a large pizza box. He put down the pizza box and pulled from the bag a six-pack of beer, a venti cup of Starbucks coffee, a book of art with a beautiful shiny cover, a pack of cigarettes and several packs of gum. At that point, I thought he was gearing up for a picnic of sorts. Um, no. At this point, the scene became a bit strange. He pulled the slices of pizza from the box one by one and and formed a circle with them. He shredded the beautiful book and placed the pieces between the pizza slices to complete his circle. Afterward, he placed the beer cans on the pizza slices. As this progressed, I instinctively raised my camera and clicked, hypnotized and perplexed by this morbid ritual. Behind me, one guy said: "What the f---." His friend responded: "Dude, I don't know." Yeah. Exactly. At this point, the Why Guy was chewing gum furiously. He used the sticky wads to secure cigarettes to the tops of the beer cans. For his final act, he picked up the huge cup of coffee, stood in the middle of his circle, gulped the coffee and almost simultaneously spewed it out towards the crowd in arcs of brown. I was so grossed out (I have an unnaturally queasy stomach). But I realized that I can take photographs even while suppressing the desire to throw up. He spun around slowly, spewing coffee in each direction. Another photographer knelt on the ground within a foot of this guy snapping pictures. She probably took way better photos than I did, but in this case, I wasn't about to risk my person and my already lurching stomach for the perfect photographic angle. While spewing coffee, he reached into his pockets and pulled out a fist full of change, which he threw at the crowd as he turned. Then. Without notice. He put the cup down, coffee dripping from his clothing. And left. He walked away leaving a rather expensive mess (think about it: a whole pizza, six-pack of beer, a pack of cigarettes, a book of art, change, gum and a Venti Starbucks coffee amount to at least $75 bucks). Some of the homeless guys who hang out at the square jumped in between the slices and coffee remains to gather up the change. When I looked up, the Why Guy had almost disappeared into the crowds on Broadway, visible only by the "Why" imprinted on his back. Leaving all of us who'd witnessed this act asking the same question.
So . . . have any of you fellow New Yorkers seen this guy before?