Inspiration: "This message is for Springtime. Hi. Um. . .you told me you'd be here on or around March 21 or March 22. Those dates have come and gone but you have yet to show your face for any substantive period of time. Kinda rude, actually. I told you the last time we talked that I am sick of winter garb and cold weather. I was almost in tears about it. I remember how you reassured me that you were coming soon and that you would take away my winter blues. I believed you. So, in anticipation of your arrival, I busted out my new spring-wear, including my awesome white wide-leg trousers (the wide-leg look is back you know), but you are a no show. Or else you are really quite late. Please call soon with new dates of arrival. Thank you."